Dear Waste Collector,
We know you dread arriving to our house. Perhaps even to our street. Even our neighborhood. Maybe even Tuesday mornings. We know we make your job more difficult. We know we are pushing our limits and you've been so accommodating. And we know we are not making the best impression. But please take comfort in knowing this will not last forever, you've been so patient.
We just wanted you to know that you make our lives better and we appreciate it. Because of you, we look forward to Tuesday mornings and wish you would stop by more often.
Thanks for putting up with us.