Canine Conquests

This post is dedicated to the victims slain by my dogs:

1. Tiger Cat: tortured first by whisker removal, then eye-gouging
   
2. Dalmation: multiple eye excavation with the same eye
   
3. Furby: tail removal, eye removal, foot removal, followed by beak removal (this was affectionately known as Karma's "baby." It came from Laconia, NH after 4 adults played a lot of skeeball to win this creature)
   
4. Butterfly thing: elimination of both eyes and antenna
   
5. Other Dalmation: total eye eradication
   
6. Lil' Buddy: hair distress (many ways including tossed into a burning fireplace)
   
7. Octo: with all those limbs it was interestingly straight gut harvesting
   
8. Owl: I'm not sure why he's considered an owl, but he has suffered both eye dislocation, limb amputation, and some violent hair displacement

Conclusion: eyes are the first to go, then whiskers and hair-like extensions, then ears, then limbs, and occasionally they quit messing around go straight for the gut.

Do your furry creatures have their own special techniques?